My official standup comedy debut

Well, the My standup comedy class is over. All are welcome to come watch me perform my debut "set." Hope to see you there!

3 items of possible interest

1. With a $1300 GPS, we'd avoid many arguments. Let's say 3000. That's only 43 cents to get out of an argument! A bargain.

2. Millions of Americans suffer from constipation. But not me. I think it's fun!

3. Thinking about changing my motto from "tough n' tender" to "oh well!"

En Route To Shark's Cove

It is the morning of my first day in Hawaii. A is taking me snorkeling at Shark's Cove. A insists it's called that, not because it teems with deadly sharks, but because it has jagged rocks reminiscent of shark teeth. I am going, even though I don't believe her 100%. How annoying that I am going to a place named for the very thing I am most terrified of. A has a friend who was attacked by a shark, last year. He was on the TV news and everything. You're probably going to say that makes it LESS likely that I will be attacked by a shark today, but I don't know. A knows a guy that won the lottery and got struck by lightning -- on the same weekend! I hope this is not a goodbye.