Just got my fancy new G1 phone. Takes pretty nice pictures. Took a walk with A to the ocean, to look at the gulls and our stretched out shadows. You can see the ferris wheel, there in the distance.
Standing on the corner of Colorado and Harvey with my bike, waiting for the 7:34 am bus out to the valley. It was a cold ride, but I had on my sherpa hat and hi-tech hobo gloves. It should have been an enjoyable ride, but I had trouble relaxing on account of my aching balls. I have trouble believing that the inventor of a bicycle was a man. It's like having a Keebler elf use my gonads as a punching bag. I don't remember being so aware of my balls, when I rode as a child. It must have something to do with my age. Nowadays, when I ride down the street, I am just thinking "ow ow ow." Probably just need a jockstrap.
Flying into a jet engine ... would produce a sound more ear-pleasing than anything that ever came out of this clown's mouth.
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